WARNING!

I have pre-schoolers. They say and do and think gross things. If that bugs you, avert your eyes.

Honestly, I don't know where he comes up with this stuff.

For those of you still with me, Josh got on the potty and did his business. When he started to leave the bathroom without flushing, I asked him to take care of it. He declined, stating that he wanted "the family to be together."

"Huh?

"That was the Daddy Poop and the Mommy Poop and in my tummy are the Baby Poops. They need to be together, so I'm gonna wait."

Sure hope the reunion happens soon, I'm not sure how long I can leave the toilet unflushed....