"The Blood!"

Josh got smacked in the face with a real golf club. Three mistakes here: 1) Josh stood in front of a swinging golf club. 2) Zach swung a golf club when someone was standing in front of him. 3) We gave Zach a real golf club.

Josh howled for what seemed like an hour about "THE BLOOD! THE BLOOD!" as he spit it out into the sink. I offered him a cool washcloth in case there was more blood and to help it feel better.

When I turned around, he had stuffed the whole thing into his mouth and was gagging on it. Not quite what I had in mind....